Sammy 🌸

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[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

is daylights savings the one we like? i lowkey forget sometimes

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I hate how unaware ppl be in the grocery stores like why are you standing in the middle of the isle and you know folks trying to get through

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay.” But it’s every damn week😭😭

[Kate Melvin @RealKateMelvin]

Just got my electric bill. When y'all come over please use the flashlight on your phone.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

My laundry hamper is full again

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Please get addicted to thinking positively in your life

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

[killy. @broztitute]

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[Jeremiah Smith @Jermiah_Smith1]

Not going nowhere 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

a cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

[Sam Stein @samstein]

No. It's not Sunday. It's actually Thursday