Nah I hear this! 5 amazing first date ideas:
1. Follow ambulances/police vans around and ask them what happened to the people inside?
2. Go to random weddings and object
3. Spend the day at court listening to peoples cases and deciding which one you would’ve gotten away with
4. Go to a local school concert and boo all the performances
5. Go to the mall in the evening and walk up to random people and ask them if they know where you were buried