Parody Sam and Libby

🇺🇸Parody account for Patriots🇺🇸 Sam and Libby. 🗽✨Stars, stripes, and the kind of American pride🦅 that still gets the fireworks going.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@ravedavee @jackunheard What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?
Assuming makes an ass out you U.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@JoeyMannarino New?

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@nekoshzade @Phatymarh44 Sure 👍

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@ravedavee @jackunheard Tell yourself whatever you want to help you sleep at night.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

Every system that called itself communist abolished private property, markets, and free speech. The result was shortages, secret police, and body counts in the millions—USSR, Mao’s China, Cambodia, North Korea, Venezuela.
The system you’re defending is so fragile that electing the wrong person destroyed everything.
Capitalist countries keep delivering even with bad leaders.
The ones that seized the means of production didn’t.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@Sassafrass_84 In the comments trying to learn the answer.
What did happen if you followed the rules?!?

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

It was a suicide.
Not surprised that a personality that felt entitled to our country but not responsible to follow the laws took the easy way out.
With prior convictions that included aggravated assault, making terroristic threats, receiving stolen property, and theft.
But yeah, Ice! 🧊 booo Ice 🤪

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@jackunheard Imagine supporting a political system that is so weak and frail that voting for the wrong person destroys everything….

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@Unxceptable_ @jackunheard The did say there were too many of us…

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@ravedavee @jackunheard Yeah, imagine you still have Internet, phone, food, housing, free speech and this is capitalism failing 🤪

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@bushido_juku @Americafocu Setting aside that they have always eaten pork, it has never been against their beliefs.
150+ years of EVERYONE eating pork in nearly every meal isn’t culture…
Good to know! 😏

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@Americafocu Make the news

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@davincentjames The companies that hired the illegals should lose their business license!
There should be a list of all the companies known to priority legal aliens so that we no longer support them!

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@AnthonyAguero And just like that Mexicans became white…

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@spencerpratt Universal healthcare is a stupid idea!

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@Joelmpetlin Universal healthcare is a stupid idea!

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

Wait — don’t yall have boarders in your gay ass community “Chop”
Y’all set up physical barriers (using plywood, fences, and other materials) that functioned as de facto borders controlling entry and exit.

[Chasing Ennui @rwlesq]

We really should have a statute of limitations for deportations. If you've been in the US for 7 years, you shouldn't be deportable, whatever your status.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@rwlesq Wait — don’t yall have boarders in your gay ass community Chaz /Chop or wtfe…
Y’all set up physical barriers (using plywood, fences, and other materials) that functioned as de facto borders controlling entry and exit.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@SwampFox1955 I grew up in the same small town my great, great, great, grandfather founded and didn’t date a single family member!
It’s not difficult to accomplish.

[Parody Sam and Libby @SamandLibE]

@TheCyberHouse Yeah, we didn’t do sauce unless the food wasn’t flavored good.
I can see the nostalgia- I get that way about mayo and ketchup sandwiches. 🤪 I know but nostalgia 😂