Sam Dulcé

🐱🐭🐱🐶🐹 IG: samantha__elsa SC:summybaby

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Do not let me talk to a man for at least 3 months

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

My period got me wanting to punch everyone in the throat

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Idk why I thought adulthood would involve using more butcher knives.

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

The ai gala pics are pissing me off

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

I watched SATC at the most perfect time of my life. Thank you Carrie

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Heartbroken again. Back on my BS

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

I know you’re supposed to act like Samantha and keep to yourself and get your money. But was she even truly happy?

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Plotting to get my hands on these Louboutin mules

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Was having a bad day and then I remember Jacob Elordi exists

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

I miss my man that’s not my man but I really wish he was

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Men love playing games and Im not good at it

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Call me a traitor but I actually like when men go on their lil rants. Love an adhd daddy

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Worst part about not have a bf is there is no one to pick me up from the bar

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Thank god football season is over

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

I had to explain what tajin, chamoy and frito pie was all in one week

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Should I just accept my fate and be masc

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

I just can’t take another premier I’m going to explode

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

Yall lucky I don’t have BD that man would have such a hold on me

[♡ K mummy💞♡ @kmummyy_]

The way men obsess over sex you would think they’d be good at it at least

[Sam Dulcé @Samanta_elsa]

My life is changing so fast ugh