Samantha Neese

never not chasin' a million things I want

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

I just wanna cut my grass bro :’(((

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

@mtgreenee Girl your eulagy isn’t looking too good

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

@mtgreenee MTG is the most annoying

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Grimes wyd

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Tax the rich and FUCK YOU ELON AND TRUMP

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Fuck you Elon go be a fucking father

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Are the dogs and cats getting eaten in the mo? Or which which Springfield. Genuine question

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Is Donald Duck still running for president I cannot tell if it’s a joke or not

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

I’m so old is this a tweet or an x

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Sedona and pearl are dating

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

No ones favorite candy is snickers

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

Not to be outdone @BandedBrands decide to run another 1000 jello shots out to the Arkansas faithful. Not only that but he tipped the crew a extremely generous amount for carrying that many cases out. Absolutely great guy and awesome company. #CWS2022 #CWSS #RoccosOmaha

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

Eleven series behind this bar and I've never experienced anything like this. I love this y'all. Thank you. #CWS2022 #CWSS #RoccosOmaha

[Archer @ErnieByrd13]

@_mstrdom Talking about salaries with friends is very important! Even if it’s only ballpark numbers. Help your friends move up so they don’t sit underpaid at the same company for 20-40 years. We’re not boomers!

[mariana @pastapilled]

third base is telling him what happened when you were 19

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

@SerenaShimAward @chardday You should probably sign up for the project

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

I tried to door dash my favorite sandwich one night and there was no longer and option for southwest chipotle sauce. Then I broke up with you. @SUBWAY

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

Me and @SUBWAY. A heartbreaking love story. A thread.

[Samantha Neese @SamanthaNeese]

3 years from then flew by and I’m going to the subway down the street from my corporate america job twice a week. Became a regular and they new my order. BUT THEN