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[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Ten years ago I was watching a movie at the Hollywood Archlight with some guy and today we are cleaning up puke and diarrhea off of a 2 year old. 🙃

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Yep, invisible labor.

[emily may @emilykmay]

my most feminist opinion is that mom should get as much leisure time as dad.

sure, you can go golfing on saturday.

she'll be going to brunch sunday for 5 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

I didn’t even realize there was a time change. Have kids and you too will know this joy.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Where all my ghoulies at?!

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

@girrlscout Cardigans w/ pockets that don’t rip when used. Thin/lightweight crewneck sweatshirts that you can wear indoors w/o getting sweaty or easily layer. Wide leg boxing pants you can pair w/ crop tops. Black mini backpacks that are lined w/ lighter fabric so you can see what’s in them.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Watching Casper and the kids at Kat’s school suck. They invite themselves to her house for their Halloween dance and NO ONE in her class would dance with her?! Rude. (I mean she did get to dance with Devon Sawa but still!)

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Who gave costco my diary?

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET

Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

These pandemic babies really did grow up to be feral toddlers. #lordjesushelpme #iamnotyourstrogestsoldier #letmerest

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Not to brag but I saw the eclipse years ago.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

I so badly want to get my groceries delivered but don’t have it in me to pay the extra delivery fees therefore I will starve until I muster up enough mental energy to leave and go grocery shopping 😔

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

My advice to new couples would be to learn what fragrances your partner enjoys otherwise you will be fighting over what candle scent to get for the rest of your lives.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Having a 2 yr old means there will always be someone to applaud you when you refill the dish soap dispenser and also ask you if there’s a baby in tummy when they catch you crying while changing.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

To celebrate #IndigenousPeoplesDay2023 I think the U.S. should re-examine it’s treatment and amend laws and stipulations for all Indigenous American Tribes, Native Hawaiians, and U.S. Territories. Kinda feels a little performative otherwise.

[Urban Native Era @UrbanNativeEra]

RT if you are celebrating today 🥳

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

The wig they gave Kristen Stewart in Eclipse is criminal.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Why is my 2 year old throwing a tantrum you ask? Oh, it’s because I’m playing the dinosaur movie he asked to watch.

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

Thank god these things are small because if they were elephant sized I would not be okay.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Photographer Joel Sartore captured this footage of a Horsfield’s tarsier at Taman Safari in Indonesia.

It's a carnivorous, nocturnal species of tarsier living in Borneo and Sumatra.

[📹 joelsartore]

[Sam @SamanthaSamiSam]

@girrlscout 🫨