Luanne Leanne

How are you feeling physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to the stock market falling in real time as Trump announces his tariffs. My masterpiece lmao

[emily @north0fnorth]

the united states flag isn’t even the best flag in the united states

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

I honestly learned more from the brandy melville doc than the past 3 years I’ve worked in academia

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

Yellowjackets might be my new fave show

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

@copaceticalexis 👀

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

I went on a date where this guy called a random girl at the bar a “fat bitch” and I called him out and he spent the next 45 mins gaslighting me and telling me didn’t say that. Then told him I wasn’t having fun anymore and wanted to go home and he said I was the one with problems

[trash jones @jzux]

situationship? you mean my one-year stand?

[MJ @morganisawizard]

cnn covering tucker but ignoring lemon while fox news covers lemon and ignores tucker is just 🤌chef’s kiss 🤌

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

“Chronically online” doesn’t just mean “online a lot,” it means your literal brain has been altered by reactionary discourse that exists online and has made you nearly incapable of rational or nuanced thought because you only think in “gotchas” for engagement.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Always hike with proper supplies and equipment.
Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

It’s been almost 2 years since things ended with this man and I and I and STILL having dreams about him. I’ll be happy when he leaves my brain. Please.

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

Y I k e s#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

It’s crazy that all the men in my DMs have girlfriends, I’m not looking to share!! Gimme a genuinely single man who is obsessed with me.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

This is a Jerry/Garry/Larry/Barry/Terry appreciation post ✨

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Are you %$!&# kidding!?

Name one billionaire or corporate CEO who has been forced into skipping meals because the budget is tight.

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

Lmao I have been teach sex ed and there is this one student who is so sweet and kind, and they sat in their desk like this as I answered the class’ anonymous questions:

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

At this point, someone just give me their Raya referral code

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

I feel like my cringe phase were ages 17-22 honestly

[Luanne Leanne @SamanthaSignoff]

Sometimes when I hit that zaza too hard, I’m like, yo, the internet is like invisible….

[Ben your friend @mon_coss]

RIP Angelo Badalamenti. Will always be amazed that the MIDI piano roll for "Laura Palmer's Theme" is actually twin peaks.