Irma Worthy

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Newscasters are the only people that tell you good evening and then proceed to tell you why it is not

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Sex, stupidity.

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

The human body is the best picture of the human soul

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Saying "Sloppy Seconds" instead of "Leftovers" is really funny, until your five year old says it

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

PickUpLine: Ask: Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No.) Wink.

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

PickUpLine: If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

Look well therefore to this Day! Such is the Salutation of the Dawn!

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

The truth is on the march and nothing will stop it

[Irma Worthy @Samaraix31]

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.