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[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@alecttrona Norwood scale 2 now...

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@selfmaxxer I agree with you but theres not much in looksmaxxing? Sure I can be lean and follow skin care and dress impeccably but thats it? How can one increase height? Or you know get more hair etc? So its much. Besides i dont think steroids will help too much as goal is to be just lean

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@megha_lilly If suppose exactly this picture is created by AI, then how will it make a difference?

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@Dm7nl @AbakpaJob Uhm tbh I would prefer princess treatment than going to war, anyone would?

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@colditioner Well we gotta first have his looks

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@lporiginalg I think the framing of question can change results.
You have 2 options Red or Blue.
You vote Red and You certainly Live
You vote Blue, you play a game where you only live if > 50% of people chose blue

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@basedarthistory @cigarettesummer Where and when did he say that? Lol

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@HumansNoContext @grok
Explain

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@quachelsey Works on men too ig

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@megha_lilly Is he really handsome lol, anyways congrats

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@Nyct0phil3_x Now I am norwood scale 3, hair have become thin, so cant grow long, short/medium fade is my only option

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@pvergadia Beautiful

[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

Novak Djokovic on the discipline required to be the best:

"I wanted one thing: to taste chocolate. I hadn't tasted it since the summer of 2010. I broke off one square — one tiny square — and popped it into my mouth, let it melt on my tongue. That was all I would allow myself. That's what it has taken to get to number 1."

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@elonmusk By any chance have you read anything by Ayn Rand?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

I can vouch for Anurag, he is an incredible player with victories over very strong players in OTB games.

[samarth gaba @SamarthGaba]

@chesscom what is this? Where is the white bishop on the board? Is this what we get for paying diamond membership? #chess #chesscom

[Paul Novosad @paulnovosad]

What many ppl don’t get:

Once you miss a concept in math—maybe you don’t quite get how functions work—you’re *screwed*, unless you do a hardcore catchup boot camp, in which case you’ll be fine.

But schools don’t do this— they keep advancing. Only parents offer this service.

[Nihal Sarin @NihalSarin]

Completely heartbroken. Daniel was not just someone I played thousands of games with on @chesscom and @lichess - he was a brilliant mind and a gifted teacher. (1/3)

@ChessbaseIndia @FIDE_chess @CLTchesscenter @chesscom_in @chessdom

[Nihal Sarin @NihalSarin]

The relentless, baseless accusations and public interrogations he faced in recent months caused him immense pressure and pain. This has to stop. When respected figures spread unfounded allegations without accountability, real lives are destroyed. (2/3)