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An engineer trying to find the reason for being one. Bike enthusiast. Occasional blogger.

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@Mdzeeshanayyub Kyunki tum bewakoof ho jo bahar nikale

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Congratulations to all who were enrolled in today's 5 PM workshop. You've been trained now on how to live your jobless life.
#GoCorona #jantacurfew2020

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@MatthewPerry @Mattyperry4 I've already followed you , my God.

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@aks1qjs @geekyranjit Not true.

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@ShK2961 @PetroleumMin The times have changed. Transparency is the key of this new age.
Please ensure that system runs smoothly.

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"Ironman or Batman ? "
" Of course, Batman!"
" Why"
" Batman has dark mode"
#ironmanvsbatman

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Pyaaz kaate bina aankhon mein aansu ane lage
#acche_din #OnionEmergency

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@geekyranjit Can't watch YouTube beyond 480p.

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At the gym:
Manager: Sir aapko gym kyun join karni he? Weight loss ya muscle gain?
Me: Date pe shirt ka button toot gaya.
#resolution2020

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I cannot keep paying twice the amount of toll for your malfunctioning system. @nitin_gadkari @fastag_sbi.
Firstly I paid by cash cause tag shows blacklisted even when there's more than minimum balance. But then after 4 long hours, I got a message of debit on fastag.
#FASTag

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Suna he dahej mein ab pyaaz bhi chalega.
#OnionPriceRise

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Interviewer: How impatient are you?
Me: I try to skip songs on radio.

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@narendramodi Oh really?

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@GhiyaDivyesh @anusutar @AsYouNotWish Is it necessary for you to mention BJP? Does that make you a Hindu?

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@AsYouNotWish I didn't expect anything different from him. He's a cancer for India.

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What is happening? @swiggy_in
Why I am getting OTPs when I haven't ordered anything?
Have you sold user data?
#swiggysms

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आज रांगोळी काढणार्यी पेक्षा अधिक किंमत रांगोळी देणार्या व्यक्तीला आहे.
#जय_सुंदर_पि. #Googlepay

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Customer satisfaction is of prime importance, especially for someone who buys it from a foreign land. @MyproteinUK this is unacceptable.
Please do the needful at your earliest.

[Prateek Khurana @prateek2491]

@MyproteinUK @myprotein I ordered protein cookies from you. The box was broken and two cookies were missing from it. You might want to check this with your delivery team. This might happen with other orders too.
Order ID- 178216349
This is not acceptable.Never seen this with you

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#OnePlus7TSpecs
90 Hz refresh rate
48( primary)+ 16( ultra wide ) + 12 MP ( tele photo )
Snapdragon 855+ processor
Upto 16 GB RAM

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#getwellsoonABP

[Prateek Khurana @prateek2491]

We support you @thepeeinghuman
#getwellsoonabpee #GetWellSoonAbp