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Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
Tweets from Dvapar Yug
Brahmand
Joined November 2015
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Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Women 1 - what do use to prevent unwanted pregnancies ? Women 2 - Mala D Women 3 - copper T Kunti - Sunscreen
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 7 years ago
*Kunti vomitting* Daasi: Kya hua madam, sunstroke hua hai kya? Kunti: Raat bhar.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 7 years ago
Interviewer: How do you think the experience in your past job will help you in the fire services. Sita: Toh ek baar na...
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 7 years ago
Q. What did Sita do to avoid identification? A. Went underground.
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BABA YAGA
@Boogyman_21
एको अह्म द्वितीयो नास्ति, न भूतो न भविष्यति !
Devraj Hom Roy
@dhomroy
Early stage fintech VC @AccionVLab. Ex-@gojekindonesia x @TeachForIndia x @IBM x @microSave. Passionate about Fintech x Education. Alum @ISBedu
Abhishek Madan
@abhishekmadan
My meta optimises for fun.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 8 years ago
Did Arjun ever have coffee with Karan?
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
about 9 years ago
Hey! That's our song.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
about 9 years ago
Hey! That's our song.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
about 9 years ago
Arjun: What horror movie scared you the most? Abhimanyu: Get Out.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
about 10 years ago
Nandi: Ae Petle! Petu! Modak-chor! Hathi-ka-bachha!! Ganesh: Nandi!! Bully mat kar!
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
In War, Arjun: Damn! I'm out of Ammunition. Krishna: Let's go to Bhishm, he's sleeping on all the ammunition.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
In a cab, Driver: So where are you from? Arjun: Sorry, I don't do small talk with drivers. Last time I did it, it went on for 700 verses.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Step-By-Step Guide To A Pool Party Step 1 ****** Congratulations ! you are now in the pool, Duryodhan.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Kite Flying in Hastinapur. Duryodhan: Dusshasan, Kheench-Kheench-Kheench. Draupadi: Krishna, Dheel-Dheel-Dheel!
#HappyMakarSankranti
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Ganga: I'll come with you only if you don't ask me any questions. Shantanu: Done. Your place or My place? Dammit!!
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Kite Flying Competition in Hastinapur. Duryodhan: Dusshasan, Kheench-Kheench-Kheench. Draupadi: Krishna, Dheel-Dheel-Dheel!
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
"Log panchayat bithate hain, main panchayat khadi karti hun" - Draupadi
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
*Sanjay narrating* Karan donates kavach and says "India Share Karega,India Care Karega" Dhritrashtra: WTF was that Sanjay:Native Advertising
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Somewhere on the Indian coastline, a family beach is magically turning into a nude beach Meanwhile in Hastinapur Dushasan: Damn you Krishna!
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
"What do you see Arjun ?" "I see the i, only the i " "Alright, Now try this lens" *Overheard at an eye clinic*
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Draupadi: Arjun darling, let's do role play today. Arjun: What do you suggest ? Draupadi: Devar-Bhabhi. Arjun: FML.
Main Samay Hoon
@SamayHoon
over 10 years ago
Gandhari: Darling, what's this i feel? Dhritrashtra: Got a tattoo in Braille for you. Gandhari: OMG! What does it say? Dhritrashtra: Herpes.
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