Samay singh

A fun loving man and a proud father of beautiful children.Loves history and wants to travel back in time.

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@hari2528

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

❤️🇮🇷 BREAKING: IRANIANS are forming human-chains nationwide on bridges & around critical infrastructure to safeguard their country against U.S & Israeli strikes

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

America President @realDonaldTrump is not fighting war with Iran for nuclear weapons. But this is the real reason of Iran war.

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@andygrey14 @NandosUK Overpriced chicken place run by overpaid and underworked managers

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

Really disappointed with our experience at @NandosUK Wandsworth southside.The manager told us the kitchen “wasn’t working” and refused to serve us, but we then saw other customers arriving and being served food.When we questioned it, the manager was rude and racist.

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@JF9wlr @NandosUK Sometimes you have to expose their ill mannered ,overpaid and underworked managers who thinks that they can deny anyone entry based on their appearance.

[Temarinette ᯅ @Temarinette]

@VortexaG999 @b_tella Gaddafi said the same in 2008 to the Arab leaders and they laughed at him.
They never learn.

[🌟🇺🇸Nancy Hamm🇺🇸🌟 @nancy_hamm1]

President Donald Trump’s first appearance with David Letterman in 1986.

David Letterman was obsessed with how much Donald J. Trump was worth and kept trying to get an answer out of him.

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

😂😂😂

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@Vivek0979_

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

This Gujarati girl was caught shoplifting in U.S.

She stole 5 pairs of men’s underwear, 3 pairs of shorts, and 4 T-shirts.

When her phone was checked, the wallpaper featured a picture of Modi.

At first, when she was caught, she showed her phone wallpaper hoping the cops would let her go by seeing vishwaguru.

But she forgot that she’s not in India, she’s in U.S, where no one knows Modi.

When asked why she stole, she said her brother, Vijay Patel, is fond of “Made in U.S.” products, and since neither of them could afford them, she stole for her brother.

Vijay Patel reportedly lives somewhere in Gujarat and allegedly votes for the BJP.

Rt coz nobody will tell you this

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

This Gujarati girl was caught shoplifting in U.S.

She stole 5 pairs of men’s underwear, 3 pairs of shorts, and 4 T-shirts.

When her phone was checked, the wallpaper featured a picture of Modi.

At first, when she was caught, she showed her phone wallpaper hoping the cops would let her go by seeing vishwaguru.

But she forgot that she’s not in India, she’s in U.S, where no one knows Modi.

When asked why she stole, she said her brother, Vijay Patel, is fond of “Made in U.S.” products, and since neither of them could afford them, she stole for her brother.

Vijay Patel reportedly lives somewhere in Gujarat and allegedly votes for the BJP.

Rt coz nobody will tell you this

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@hari2528 😂😂😂😂

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Saturday night live On Trump, Zelensky and Vance is just too good. Imagine if we did a similar (and much needed) satire on our top leaders: FIRs, bans and even jail terms might follow! Yahan Netaon pe hasna mana hai!😊🙏

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@hari2528

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

Why does Zelensky hate PEACE? #TrumpZelenskyMeeting

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@hari2528

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@hari2528

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🔥🔥

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@Vivek0979_

[Savio Cardoz @ScCardoz]

Why leave Modi 😂

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@macksingh7

[Neeche Se Topper @NeecheSeTopper]

just learnt in patal lok season1 he received 40 lacs. 5 years later, season2, he received 20 crores. a massive 49000% increment. absolutely love it when sincere hardwork converts into prosperous life. @JaideepAhlawat is my recent favorite success story. brilliant & inspirational.

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@Vivek0979_

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

The Most Dangerous Tourist Destinations in the World ~ A Thread🧵

(Don`t Open if you have a Weak Heart)

[Samay singh @Samaythewinner]

@hari2528

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

International politicians Ki language Dekh Lijiye. The world has come a long way in the era of social media.