Samba Steve

Single father of 10 (see picture above). Dance instructor and enthusiast. “The body says what words cannot” - Janet Cranch (ex wife)

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Samba Steve Week 2 Power Ratings:

1. Ezra

2. Harry

3. Maura

4. Dewan

5. Tatyana

Don’t think anyone had a good night to be fair. #DWTS

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“Giada and Alan are safe!” #DWTS

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Another solid performance from Harry. He got criticism from the witch but that was better than most I’ve seen tonight. #DWTS

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This Guillermo performance #DWTS

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Best dance of the night from Ezra and sexy legs. Wow folks. Is it time to wonder if the prosthetic is an unfair advantage? Tyler might be in the back with a saw to the knee trying to stay in this competition. #DWTS

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Wood wobbled early. Saved it a bit though. Definitely not the worst I’ve seen tonight. 5s from Steve. #DWTS

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Giada might be headed home tonight. Alan could’ve purchased a doll from Lion’s Den and given the same caliber performance. Absolutely lifeless. 4s from Steve. #DWTS

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Emotional night for me. Julianne is dressed almost exactly like my fourth daughter on her first day of school after they finally got braille books in the library. Really brings me back to a special day. #DWTS

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I’ll say I could name 10 things I hated about that dance. Rigid and somewhat slow from Julia. Dewan/Ukraine still the best of the night. 5s from Steve. #DWTS

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Tyler Bachelor(ette) should’ve taken the ankle weights off instead of his shirt. Horrendous movement. 4s from Steve. #DWTS

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Very mediocre performance from Ciara and number 35. Looked a bit slow. 5s across the board from Steve. #DWTS

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Dewan and Ukraine with a solid performance to start us off in week two. Still not at Harry’s level. 7s from Steve. #DWTS

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Full apologies to my followers. I missed tonight’s show of #DWTS for the annual Mexican Independence Day bikini costume party at Twin Peaks. Shame the events lined up that way. Did I miss anything big tonight?

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Putting Harry on this show against Conner L #dwts

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Connor Wood with a decent performance. Ezra still on top for tonight but that’s close to second best. 6s from Steve #dwts

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@BethHoller With all due respect Beth, it was meant as a compliment to those who can overcome disabilities in sport. In fact, I said he was the best of the night if you read past the first line. Oscar was a great athlete

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Incredible first dance from Oscar Pistorius. Best of the night so far easily. Love that he chopped the pants to let the metal breathe a little. 8s across the board from Steve #dwts #ezra

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Hard to objectively rate that one from Big Mexico. It was like a more fun version of a Wegovy commercial. Still enjoyed it more than Conner. 4s for Guillermo from Steve. #DWTS

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Worst of the night so far from Conner. Get this nerd off the hardwood. His partner was tremendous though. 3 2 3 are my score predictions #dwts

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Tyler Bachelor did slightly worse than Mr. Banana in my opinion. Huge fan of the blonde coming back to the show, however. 5s across the board at best and that’s being fairly generous #dwts