Squippel

Autistic feminist, crafter, drummer, bookworm, mum, geek, board gamer, loves dinosaurs. Squirrel in a past life. Pronouns are she/her/they/them

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

Saw @BillBailey tonight - excellent show! It actually was my birthday, but I didn’t shout out in case I inadvertently came across as Norwegian…

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Not all Heroes wear capes….

“MAGA is a Nazi movement”

- Chris Kluwe

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Last week, I received a request to extradite a New York doctor who provided life-saving abortion medication to a patient.

Today, I’ve sent a letter to Louisiana with a clear message: I will not be signing the request.

Not now. Not ever.

[Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo]

@elonmusk First step : Support a leader that embodies Starfleet values like diversity, inclusion and
ethical behavior.

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

@adamhillscomedy ‘Will Ye Come, Lassie, Come’

[katie @katefeetie]

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

@JaneyGodley Every day she’ll find another part, then one arcane ritual later she’ll have the start of her very own skeleton army!

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

This is an incredibly good joke about an incredibly awful story.

I’ve nothing but respect for the people who told that story both on TV and in the press.

It took bravery, diligence and an unwavering commitment to the truth. They deserve to be heard.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

How could anyone possibly be bothered by my widely celebrated, perfectly executed Force-Kick?!

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

https://t.co/CcRvznSkHz

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

https://t.co/O4epmnnOoW

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

@Zeph79006366 @stand_for_all The original person, yes

[Squippel @Sambamouse]

@Zeph79006366 @TweetsOfCats Thanks, beloved offspring…

[KID VICIOUS🔪 @kirkacevedo]

Hey @GretaThunberg…

Can you get rid of @elonmusk for us?

[worms cited @christapeterso]

Andrew Tate’s website was straight up just like “Why am I an expert in this? Because I am a successful sex trafficker”

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

If I had a nickel for every time in 2022 a 19 year old activist publicly owned an alleged human trafficker I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

My man, if any bots liked that tweet it was because it was actually so funny they manifested sentience just to laugh at Andrew Tate.