Samberly Stevens

My nephew thinks I'm funny.

[Samberly Stevens @SamberlyStevens]

@DVampireEliany Finally shows up for me but says “The page you requested could not be loaded”

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If my delusion is real, and The OA actually comes back, y’all are not ready for the person I will become.

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So pissed off at AMC+. I’ve bought a subscription to support the show and they can’t get a release schedule right so I’m constantly having the episode spoiled for me because the leaks are more consistent.

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@AMCsAnneRice Except it’s still not on the app

[Long time no see, long time no see.. @charcoalnhoney]

AMC+ subscribers the past hour because they still haven’t dropped the new episode of #thevampirelestat yet

[Samberly Stevens @SamberlyStevens]

Taylor Swift telling specific states to go vote today. Forgets Rhode Island.

Go vote.

[Samberly Stevens @SamberlyStevens]

I don’t get this trend of showing your 6 most recent texts using your name. All of mine are from pharmacies or the aclu.

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

me inhaling the first breath of pirates of the caribbean water https://t.co/26TOB01Cou

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

As a millennial, I have about 1-2 more “unprecedented times” in me before I move into a pineapple under the sea

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

TAKE ALL MY MONEY

[Samberly Stevens @SamberlyStevens]

Why does the internet always go out during my prime hours (the middle of the night)?

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Watching Bear in the Big Blue House with my nephew wondering how much Bear’s mortgage is and if Tutter pays rent.

[The Heart Broke @TheHeartBroke]

Her job is Cinema

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

sitcom enjoyers are so funny because I could tweet “who’s the sexiest sitcom character ever?” and half of y’all will say “Nick miller” with an edit made up of clips where his life is falling apart

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@wowcassie played a song today that I immediately recognized but couldn’t place from where.

It was from a 2006 Diet Coke commercial.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

HAPPY BARBENHEIMER MONTH

[Samberly Stevens @SamberlyStevens]

Now every time I lose my vape I think of Lana Del Rey.