Sam Douglas

I made this when I was 16 and I still am

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

@SteelyStanMan We have Pepsi to revive you. We have Pepsi to make you strong

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

If the purge was real, I would drive on the walking track.

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

Shoutouts for Columbus high school marching band: from Mr. Duncan to @jonwalton_12 fergalicious, you go girl.

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

You've got to be kidding me

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rt if ur black

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What it is?

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I'm frigo, kapeesh?

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

If the word "Avenue" is in your band name, you suck.

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

A mural over a urinal is a murinal

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

Wait. if there's no major softball league, what's the point in paying for girls' scholarships in a sport they can't get any further in?

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

I love the "addicted to pizza" episode of freaky eaters

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

Not as many people get their doctorate degree as movies portray.

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I've secretly been drunk every day since I was 12

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

All these idiots over here with their great value jeans

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@CalvinxRamirez don't waste your time on me your already the voice inside my yed

[Sam Douglas @Sambobomb]

"I swear" -Spencer Chamberlain