Sam the Coffee Man

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[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

@ryanmouquegolf Shoulder

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

@ryanmouquegolf TAKEAWAY

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

He’s good with computer

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Are you f**king kidding me?

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

Oh you passed the bar? I pass the bar every night on my way home. We are not the same.

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

Oh you went to burning man? I too once felt burned by a man (my dad)

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

Probably serving chicken butts

[State of New York @NYGov]

everyone who responded chicken butt: u must think ur soooo funny. bet u chuckled while typing that too. the "what" is not "chicken butt." it's free school meals. school meals are now free for every student in New York. bock bock babes

[Cati @CatianaSaillant]

I did 0 scamming during the pandemic.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Hayden Christensen wearing a #66 jersey at today’s Chicago Cubs game

(📸: @haydensulrich)

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Someone snuck into 25 backyard pools in my town last night and pooped in all of them

Going to be a busy day for my pool cleaning company!

Lesson: Make your own luck

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Watching the intern fire off Instagram likes and Hinge swipes at 9 AM instead of doing his assigned tasks for the day, then asking if we are going to have beers for lunch. He’s going to do just fine here

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

How am I supposed to be able to save big money at Menards in these conditions

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

It’s all “bring back jncos!” and “omg, I love transparent electronic components!” and “I just love the aesthetic of the early 2000’s” until it’s time to go to war with the Middle East. Smdh fake y2k fans.

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

Brunch drunk is far superior than any other drunk

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

Went to Jersey mikes to have it “mikes way” and they took me out back and shot me

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

@riley0523 Def golf woes

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

I wish I could be okay with being mediocre at something. Life would be much more enjoyable

[Rick Sanchez, CFA @impicklerick69]

Dude in front of me at chipotle didn’t like the amount of steak he was given so he asked for 2 scoops of queso and then told her to toss the whole bowl and walked out. I’m not that petty but power move

[Sam the Coffee Man @Samcoffeeman]

They should have make a wish for single adults.

[Brian Kirschner @BrianKirschner_]

When they do the onion volcano tower at Hibachi