Same Old Humans (Nothing Ever Changes)

History, but with better commentary

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@kunalb11 The internet spent seven years debating CRED’s valuation.
Meta just skipped the comments section and wrote a $900M cheque.

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RCB won the trophy and suddenly every cricket fan became an umpiring expert, pitch curator, forensic analyst, anti-corruption officer, and part-time conspiracy theorist overnight.

What a remarkable talent pool we’ve been hiding. 🏆😂 go @RCBTweets #ipl2026

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@Abhishek060722 Without excuses, RCB are champions. Without memes, trolls have nothing left to post. 😭🏆

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@sumitkbehal Destroy the internet? For a fanbase you’ve been calling unemployed for 18 years, they’ve somehow stayed employed enough to keep showing up every season. 😏

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@Ashwin_tweetz “Zero hype” yet you’re still posting about it. Funny how the league supposedly lost all value, but people can’t stop talking about RCB. 😌🏆

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Yeah, because one rough patch apparently erases Test centuries in Australia, England, and the West Indies. 🤡

Meanwhile some of these “better” openers are still trying to achieve half of what Jaiswal has already done at the international level.

Career destroyed? He’s 24, not 44.

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@Vaibhav574 750 kg roller? Next they’ll say GT secretly changed Earth’s gravity during the innings. The excuses get heavier than the roller itself.

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@CourageousRo So the “evidence” is a pair of smart glasses? 😂

By that logic everyone wearing AirPods is secretly receiving instructions from NASA.

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@Beautifulday98X By this logic, every upset in cricket history was caused by steroids and not by players having good or bad days. 🤡

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@PantVerse Source: Trust me bro. 🤣

Next they’ll report Hardik is being traded for Virat, Chinnaswamy Stadium, and a lifetime supply of filter coffee, with Mukesh Ambani and Birla negotiating over WhatsApp.

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“Playing without sponsor on the bat” doesn’t automatically become “playing for India.”

Patidar is getting praise because he’s captaining a pressure-heavy RCB side, finishing games, and delivering in clutch situations — not because of some imaginary PR agency.

If PR alone selected players, half of X would already have India caps 🤷‍♂️

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@newbatsman And now those same kids are watching CSK finish below RCB for fun 🤩

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@Ashwin_tweetz 18 years without a trophy = “fraud team”
1 good season = “league credibility finished” 👏 BRAVO 🙌

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@VikkashAnalyst Impact player fans talking like cricket was invented in 2023 🤔

By that logic, remove Bumrah from 2020 MI and remove Dhoni from 2011 CSK too. Every great team depends on core players.

Also funny how “12 players” suddenly matters only when RCB starts winning.

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@Pran__07 Bro thinks he knows the rulebook better than the umpires 😘

The ball becomes dead only after the boundary is completed. If the batter hits the wicket before that moment, it’s still out. Boundary doesn’t magically give immunity from hit wicket 💀

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@Supremacyx9 Bro risking his entire account over a cricket match 😎

Ashneer Grover-level confidence with weather forecast-level certainty.

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@VIKRAMPRATAPSIN 255 will be chased? 😂

Bro talking like GT has prime Gilchrist, ABD and peak Gayle walking in.

One early wicket and this “watch out” turns into “better luck next season” real quick.

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@KommawarSwapnil Government staff after hearing “₹1 lakh reward for proof”:

“Sir… tea or coffee? No extra charges.”

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@INCKarnataka According to them, if the PM isn’t sitting in a dark room looking depressed 24x7, the economy must be collapsing 🥺