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Unoriginal, bog standard bloke stumbling through life trying to be a good husband and raise a daughter. Wealth is so much more than just money. Can be sweary.

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How does the rest of the world see us?

Britain. Great no more.

https://t.co/qxHBksaZRt

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Boris’ lies have their own website.

I hope whoever did this has a high capacity server.

[Political Lies @Johnson_Lies]

The lies, falsehoods and misrepresentations of Boris Johnson and his government https://t.co/VRLlGjnTKt

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@BTNStu Better off looking at the second hand market. Less glossy white and more old plain timber examples.

Much better made too.

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@fesshole Merde

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He didn’t.

Next.

[Answers in Genesis @AiG]

How could Noah build such a complex vessel that survived the Genesis Flood? https://t.co/EfawFMD7pq

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@NeilClark66 Explain to your non-existent friend that this *isn’t* the sort of mask they should be wearing...

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Nationalism.

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

Nailed it.

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@faithfulpundit @fesshole Hawaiian is the choice of the premium pizza connoisseur.

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@carbonsaveruk @MarinaHyde 🚨

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Don’t worry, all the control and sovereignty will mean their businesses continue to thrive and become world-beating.

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

Brexit Britain alert 🚨: Amazon this week quietly removed the UK from its European fulfillment network, basically telling its legion of third-party sellers they won’t be able to move products through its distribution system between UK-EU. See advice below: https://t.co/yjOow6toSX

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"Stop making stuff up. Stop listening to people who are making stuff up."

Doctors are filming themselves measuring their oxygen levels while wearing masks to debunk claims that face coverings deprive users of oxygen.

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@carbonsaveruk @MarinaHyde Yeah. Marina comes across as snarky.

Jesus wept. Massive lack of self awareness alert 🚨

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“*go* fuck himself”, obviously. Just wanted to make sure that was crystal clear.

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Weak, verging on the abjectly pathetic.

“I think you’re all so wonderful and smart and great. Please spare me from the tempest coming our way”.

Gove can you fuck himself. He dug his own hole.

https://t.co/r161zXBJ6H

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Always remember, he cared so much for your jobs that he pushed hard for Brexit.

Fuck off Len. Passionately.

https://t.co/3HuJRtmR8t

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@cabinetofficeuk Absolute bollocks.

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@POCX100 @cabinetofficeuk Beat me to it.

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Wow.

Just, wow.

Surely he knows how this looks right? I mean, he’s an MP. In Cabinet. He can’t be *this* retarded can he?

This is a rhetorical. Don’t bother me.

[Rt Hon Lord Alok Sharma @AlokSharma_RDG]

Seamless trade is vital for our economy, boosting business, supporting jobs, and ensuring consumers get the best deal.

Our Internal Market plans will make sure it’s business as usual, with trade continuing to flow between all four nations of the UK.

👇
https://t.co/qKKh8lsRYc

[DARTH BREXIT @Darth_Brexit_]

@MarieAnnUK @bbclaurak I STAND READY TO SERVE.

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‘Reward’ for services against your country.

Not exactly a fitting final innings for one of English crickets finest performers. He’s done incredible work for Cricket, as an agitator against racism and for charitable causes. He’s been right on everything til now. Still, 1981 😍

[Peter Geoghegan @PeterKGeoghegan]

Now giving out knighthoods for 'Brexit loyalty'? Really? This is a thing now?!?