Assmaauuuuu

Just a baby💕

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

i feel so bad when someone texts me with so much enthusiasm and it’s one of those days i don’t feel like talking😔😔

[Mariammm! @blackfinegirl__]

I want to be so comfortable financially that gifting my loved ones becomes second nature.

“You passed”
Dinner’s on me.

“You bought a car?”
Let me buy you fuel

Gifting my loved ones would honestly make me so happy.

[Assmaauuuuu @SameoldDamsss]

Why can’t there be different apps for different things?????? All these stupid apps have almost the same features, sooo annoying!!! Why are we now doing locket on instagram?

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

If you earn 200k monthly, you daily earning is 9,500 Naira. And Nigerians will be mocking Okada riders that earn more than that per day. We need to drop classism and embrace reality 😂

[Selling tickets & partnerships to AWS 3.0 @MeetJMB]

a motion to include pads in toilets in all offices in Africa for women.

[VEE. @veeiye]

It’s always fascinating to see how passionate a man can be about football. It’s kinda cute.

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

When someone rests their head on my shoulder it becomes my life purpose to stay as still as possible so they can enjoy their rest 🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Kush @kush_147]

A lot of your problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you

[Assmaauuuuu @SameoldDamsss]

Double standards will not kill us in this country😂😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

IG really ateeeeee with the “block any other accounts they may make” 😭

[Destiny ✨ @destiny_ndlovu]

i'm socially awkward 😭 if you don’t invite me into the conversation, I’ll just stay quiet the whole time.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[m.e.e.n.a.h1 @LadidiXO]

i hate that my study method is rewriting notes😭

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[hal @goslinqism]

im a fake movie watcher, i just watch whatever i like and i know nothing about famous directors or anything like that, im just here for the vibes, i know nothing

[Shuja @JaaliPasha]

may no one get married to men like this

[𝑴𝑵🪜 @mn_almustapha]

The rate of Friday recurrence is unbelievable. Time runs too fast. Ya Allah take our souls when you’re pleased with it. 🤲🏽

[Ibrahim @IbnLMubarak]

“Enter, don’t be scared, the dog doesn’t bite” settings you’ll not find me.

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

I envy people that calmly talk oo
Omo my voice loud eh😂😂any small thing them don ask me why are you now shouting 😂😭