Sammy meyer

I like my own tweets

[Ankur Warikoo @warikoo]

The ONLY 20 books you will EVER NEED to read, to get a thorough understanding of the world.

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[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

This man Patrick mahomes was so wasted bro gave the fan the Super Bowl trophy 😭💀

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Sammy meyer @Sameyer7]

@Jk0_0pal

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

This made my damn night.

[Hoop Fiends 🏀💉 @hoopfiends]

The shit these two did while they’re team was starting Norris Cole, Mario Chalmers, Chris Anderson, and Joel Anthony is really under appreciated😂🤣😂 https://t.co/wKzpIjmY26

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

This one feels timely. I won’t say why. But feel free to say it with me, peeps:

[Kyle Chapman @el0chapoman]

Everyday I have my students read a “Florida Man/Woman” news article for reading comprehension practice and I think I’ve successfully vilified the entire state for them

[Sammy meyer @Sameyer7]

I’d say the worst part of 2018 was not listening to enough Tekashi

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

Have you seen any birds since the government shut down

[Sammy meyer @Sameyer7]

I’m not getting a haircut until @kanyewest becomes president

[Sammy meyer @Sameyer7]

Hot boxing with Richard Simmons

[Sammy meyer @Sameyer7]

I can’t go to sleep, so I decided to listen to Bodak Yellow on repeat until I have it completely memorized instead #moneymoves

[Slandrew Tate @armitakeyogirl]

Fuck hand sanitizer

[Sammy meyer @Sameyer7]

It’s only 9 am and I’ve already punished an entire box of honey nut Cheerios