Sam Winchester

Sam Winchester. Hunter, traveler. The G is for Gigantor cause I let Dean make it.

[Sam Winchester @samgwinchester]

@midnight Yellow U Boat #ruinabeatlessong

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@DeanFTW If I do, only because I learned it from you.

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@DeanFTW with you, I tend to assume you mean something dirty.

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@DeanFTW If "that" is watching Mr. Bean, then yes.

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Does Mr. Bean remind anyone else of Cas, or is it just me?

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Hey, look, @strawmantran figured out that he can get his mother to Tweet for him. Now he needs to work on getting her to do it verbatim.

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@DeanFTW okay, the awkward silence is starting to get oppressive.

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@DeanFTW I'm sure. Macbeth is the one they call The Scottish Play because it's bad luck to say Macbeth.

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@DeanFTW No, but he's YOUR pet angel.

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@DeanFTW ...that's Macbeth. Hamlet would be the one that takes place in, you know, Denmark. Although there are certain thematic similarities

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@DeanFTW As for Cas, I told you if you brought him home you had to take care of him. Caring for an angel is a big responsibility.

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@DeanFTW It's Hamlet, Dean. Honestly.

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@DeanFTW Something's rotten in the state of Denmark is all I'm saying.

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@DeanFTW Also, rock, paper, scissors for who gets to give Cas the safe sex talk.

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@deanftw You've been acting extra weird lately. You were born strange but this is a new level. Get one too many concussions?

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@DeanFTW Be nice, I'm sick.

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Oh, ow, it hurts to laugh.

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@DeanFTW Dude, Cas just fixed your phone. CAS. That's both sad and hilarious.

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@DeanFTW That's so much NOT an answer.

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@DeanFTW How is this my fault?