Sam

beyhive | bravotv lover | @samh4lt

[Sam @Samhive01]

The concept of gatekeeping Madonna 😭

[Soup Man @oralysis]

I’m always surprised others are fan of Madonna, I was gatekeeping her!!

[Sam @Samhive01]

Update

[Sam @Samhive01]

It’s taking a lot of self control to not shave and keep letting it grow shittt

[Sam @Samhive01]

@thirdking0208 I think Whitney and Britani definitely need to go. Quai could return as a friend (I like her lol). I ADORE her but demote Meredith, we’ve seen that the friend role benefits lots of housewives. And bring in two full time newbies. I also wouldn’t mind if Mary departed rn…

[Sam @Samhive01]

Where’s the #RHONJ trailer

[Sam @Samhive01]

Idk why yall acting like this feature is new I been having this 😭

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

X just activated a new feature that allows you to copy GIFs directly without having to download it. 🔥

[Sam @Samhive01]

I genuinely don’t get the Boz hate 😭

[Dorinda Deadly @dorindadeadly]

Boz and Keely’s American Wedding is in 2 weeks time! Maybe it’ll serve as the season finale? #RHOBH 💎👀

[Sam @Samhive01]

@thirdking0208 Imma still keep saying that we didn’t need a newbie this season. She feels disconnected bc the already established group has so much chemistry among them.

[Sam @Samhive01]

Why is Ashley still on this show #RHOP

[Sam @Samhive01]

They should’ve tore her ass up with questions. Idk why the cast is being so gracious especially Gizelle

[Real Legend @RHLegend32]

The #RHOP cast has actually been EXTREMELY gracious to Wendy. They’ve barely said anything negative about her or her criminal actions. She should be grateful they’ve been so restrained instead of expecting everyone to keep treating her with kid gloves.

[Sam @Samhive01]

@baddiesbngbravo And I hate when she puts the soft ass victim voice when talking about it

[Sam @Samhive01]

Wait could I possibly be… a top?

[Sam @Samhive01]

What a great fucking season this was #RHOSLC

[Sam @Samhive01]

@themrwest It truly like enrages me 😭

[Sam @Samhive01]

@RHLegend32 S3 was cute tho

[Sam @Samhive01]

@jerseytableflip AND THE FACT THAT BRAVO REPLIED LMAOOOO

[Sam @Samhive01]

Yall where can I get this underwear

[allen 🌙 ꕤ @bubblesandbbly]

twinky with a big butt

[Sam @Samhive01]

@Marccxsvk The face card 😮‍💨

[Sam @Samhive01]

This omg

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially “post men.”

[Sam @Samhive01]

@oralysis You look FINE sir

[Sam @Samhive01]

@nthnmore2say Oomf so sexy