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[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

@SeatGeekHelp @SeatGeek @BrunoMars these prices are ridiculous. Do better

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

This still holds true

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In elementary school, we had a career fair and they told me I should be a car salesman. Can't stop thinking about that

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It's been 4 years but I officially have my appointment to get my eyebrows microbladed

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

My first adult purchase out of college is going to be getting my eyebrows microbladed

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This is the time of the year that I start worrying about my Spotify wrapped and feel like I need to clean up my listening history a bit

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Using the intro to Eat Your Young by Hozier on Love Island UK is an odd choice

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Missing Jenna marbles

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@kelcyhorning Kelcy its 2023 🤣

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My krypronite is, sadly, cilantro

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

Listen here, I have one major flaw and it's my hatred for cilantro

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

I watched all of jury duty thinking the intro was a lie and everyone was actually an actor only to find out that ronald had no idea... now I feel like I need to watch it all over again knowing that it's not completely scripted

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

New York State major flaw is not selling wine in grocery stores

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Why am I watching Zach going to bachelor watch parties. What is the point of this.

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

It's funny that the bachelor continues to air AND I continue to watch when it proves itself TIME and TIME again that the process in fact does NOT work

[Emily Roggenburk @emilyroggenburk]

A big Sunday calls for a giveaway! Giving away a $50 gift card to https://t.co/jkwZzm8Wah RT to enter!

+ use code FEB20 for 20% off everything all day! ☀️☀️☀️

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

Ladies can we please go back to just curling our hair and brushing it out? These rollers take too much time and effort

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This is a petition to increase the weight limit for luggage during winter when each piece of clothing weighs at least 2lbs heavier and everything is 7x larger

[🌷sami🌷 @SamiBerman3]

Price is right all time best game show no competition

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Okay but why is half of the bachelor cast this season a nurse????

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@kelcyhorning Rookie mistake

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@SarcasticPAC 10-15 per day