Sami D

[FreshRN @Kati_Kleber]

There are worse problems to have. Still, this one gets old.

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

me @ carl when he died from tripping over a tree root after proving numerous times that he’s great at at surviving

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

😂 if only #psychproblems https://t.co/zByReTHF0N

[FreshRN @Kati_Kleber]

Nurses: never allow anyone - MD or not - to scream, curse, and threaten you. Call security if someone is verbally abusing you.

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

Catfish (the show) will always amaze me! Come on people!! 😩

[Hockey Videos @TheHockeyVideos]

Congrats on a great NHL career Pavel Datsyuk, you and your filthy hands will be missed..
https://t.co/ILhHnnRiCj

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

“To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.” @maddiewalker4 just incase 😂

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

It's official, I study better with the #ACMawards50 on...let's repeat tonight for the next 2 Sundays #LoveCountry #SoGood #LoveTheseSingers

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

My father just told my brother, in regards to his bully, "to ride him like a cheap whore" if the school isn't goin to do anything about it 😂

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

Couldn't decide which bubble tea to get so I got two @balancegrille #sogood #indecisive

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4 my life...

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4 Hahahaha my dad ate all of the samoas 😢

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

Because I'm going to Miami tomorrow and idk the concept of a diet #NoThanks #sorrynotsorry #keepyourdiet #dontneedit

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4 @TrevDeets 😂😂😂 I'm just so happy

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4 hahaha today I've had Cheetos and ice cream and chocolate. #fatass #lastdayoffreedom

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4 it didn't move at all!!

[Sami D @SamiDandelion]

@maddiewalker4 @BuzzFeed Hahahaha we literally pointed that out as soon as he picked the "baby" up 😂😂😂

[Words @wordstionary]

Don't lie, don't cheat and don't make promises that you can't keep.