Samantha Johnson

Parsons ‘20

[Samantha Johnson @SamiJohnson_]

@rococokaren Needed this. Just been saying that’s the knock off version of someone

[Ali @AJ_F612]

This surmised it so perfectly

[JP @jpbrammer]

when composing an email, spiritually I’m wearing a bob

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just checked the santa tracker and it says he’s currently ovulating

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

If I was attracted to a blonde man I’d keep that to myself

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

there are tears in my eyes 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Samantha Johnson @SamiJohnson_]

@emuhleepowurz He’s been stressing me out since 2017

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

BARBOO

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[Samantha Johnson @SamiJohnson_]

Trying to get to 500 matches on Hinge like it’s LinkedIn

[Seola Quintanilla Pérez @meItingbytwice]

do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?

[super skinamarinkio @bottledfleet]

girl really? @KathyBates

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

if poetry is dead explain this

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

Posting "wow pretty problematic" under every single person's Spotify wrapped and then responding "it's not my job to educate you" when they ask what I mean by that.

[Mohamed A. El-Erian @elerianm]

Inflation makes it into Halloween via the magic 8 ball! #economy #inflation #EconTwitter #Halloween

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

she give me BJ till i Örk

[Samantha Johnson @SamiJohnson_]

@LegsFrank People are gonna be floored when they hear about Breaking Dawn Part 2