Sam.Pluto

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[Lauren Sanderson @LaurenSanderson]

Friendly reminder everyone’s timeline is different and there is no rush to “figure it out” or label yourself. Take your time you are so loved exactly how you are

[ashley @awarner13]

i would let kehlani hit me with a semi

[Lauren Sanderson @LaurenSanderson]

Freaky Friday is in the top 10 movies of all time for me

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[lauren :) @wildestdreamsss]

Keke Palmer continues to give us iconic memes

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

MORE. SPACE. AH.

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

@laurenelisse_ ♥️♥️

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

@A_Rhodes_FTW @paramore Now I need to know what song it was!!

[⚽️ Karri Salas ⚽️ @Karri_Kemyst]

EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS!!! THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEEDED!

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

If the Wordle today isn’t Daddy I’m going to be upset

[🧢 @defffkapp]

i’m not gonna get drunk ima just get a

[Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning]

apparently my aunt fell at a winery and got a concussion so I said Sauvignon Bonk in the family chat and no one acknowledged it 🙃🙃🙃

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

@laurenelisse_ You’re joking my ass

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Kanye’s new boots but as you scroll they get bigger

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

Little did I know this tweet was going to be real personal because my sister is delivering twins today👀😅

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

All I’m saying is there’s going to be a lot of December babies this year because the store was sold out of just about everything except condoms👀

[Sam.Pluto @SamiMarrs]

@jessb95 Literally the same human