Sämî

Living my best life ☀️

[Sämî @SamiPoggio]

My grandma: “I don’t like Spongebob. He’s a square motherfucker.” 😂

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@Jaclynhill @jaclyncosmetics I was in line for checkout at 11:00 and I still didn’t get the box, super limited is an understatement 🙃

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@CatherineC_7 Were you hoping to get the McDonald’s discount? 😂

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@nikki_nai_ We had a whole ass group up in that bitch 😂.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Sämî @SamiPoggio]

Girls who are offended by WAP are the same ones who screamed “ 'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these bitches crawl (crawl)
'Til all skeet skeet mo'fuckas, all skeet skeet” at middle school dances. 👀

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@JeffreeStar Umm shipping is $15???? I live in California. This is disappointing. Really wanted the palette bundle😔

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@FattAmyy So happy for you 🤗❤️

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@CatherineC_7 Think I’m going to do polar bear it compliments my floors (who am I 🤦🏼‍♀️)

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@CatherineC_7 I’m the one in the paint section holding 10 different shades of white trying to decide which one looks the most modern 😂

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Jen 💚 @JenKatWrites]

This is my new favorite wild mommy post. It’s me, the millennial slut who just goes to Disney World to make children cry

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@CatherineC_7 LOML ❤️

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@CatherineC_7 Love ❤️

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@CatherineC_7 🥰

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@CatherineC_7 Seems I didn’t make it to the wall... I’m offended 😂

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How is @McDonalds going to have breakfast all day but lunch doesn’t start till 10:30 😒

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@CatherineC_7 @CelCastillou 🤭🤭🤭 damn

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@CatherineC_7 Maybe let’s vote stupidity out of office while we are at it 😊 #twobirdsonestone