Sami

Sami on AO3. She/her.

Taking "in recovery" out of my profile name isn't a challenge, universe. Please don't give me something new to recover from.

[Sami @SamiWriting]

This twitter account is for fandom stuff and talking about my fic and there was just a thing that bothered me, so I'm going to make a MISSION STATEMENT.

Here goes:

[Sami @SamiWriting]

@Jaybirdbeats @ShawnFansRaya @Saharthestar They got feet

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@dieworkwear The closest it gets to there being something women universally find attractive is 1) men who make us laugh 2) men who make us feel safe

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@SonicAndShales @dieworkwear I'm a chick
Guarantee you're wrong

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@DanWuori @Welshwonderland Also very much a thing in Australia! They went over it with us before he was born, at the hospital and at the checkups afterwards.

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@Alias_Rosie @ABKinSTL @Welshwonderland @DanWuori That's interesting, because my mother was putting her kids in sleep sacks in the late 70s/early 80s.

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@DanWuori He's ten months now and he can pull himself up easily, walk if he has support and transfer smoothly from one support to another.

He got a lot of tummy time. I have a video of him holding his head up for two minutes straight at only a month old.

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@DanWuori My son crawls, but he's getting very very close to walking unaided. Sometimes he pushes a box along to support himself to walk around.

He absolutely motors, too.

He spent what seemed like ages almost but not quite crawling, but he got the hang of it at seven months.

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@ArtmisiaVlgaris @TheEIbows Milliner, actually

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@SixBrownChicks Block his number.

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Needs to add some Kingdom Hearts stuff

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I got the word "heartless" tattooed across my chest when I was 19 and drunk in Vietnam. Since then, no romantic situation with a woman has survived me taking off my shirt.

[Sami @SamiWriting]

@fesshole This one actually makes me angry and I hope she divorces him and he dies miserable

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@jmrphy Weird to tell the world you're a terrible father on purpose

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@Petirrojo57 I haven't spoken to my only sister in years and don't intend to do so ever again without witnesses present.

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Imagine talking to your sibling.

As an adult you have a choice. You don't have to do it any more

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Easily one of the major benefits of having a sibling is getting to talk to someone who knows *exactly* what your parents are like

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@DanWuori My son is close to this. He can walk with support and stand unaided for about five seconds.

His feet are working SO HARD.

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@RevDaniel I'm only occasionally looking at this site lately and I am so glad I did happen to see the context for this or I would be just so confused.

The outfit suits you.

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@vyktorjonas @GreenTextRepost In atmosphere: yes

In vacuum: no

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@DanWuori I have been marveling a lot lately.

It is becoming impossible to keep my son confined to one babyproofed area. He's a prodigious little escape artist.

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@illumimen @adatarg If the city is already on fire it is too late to build desalination plants.

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@WorldHallOfFun @PicturesFoIder Are you under the impression that autotune existed?!