Sami

Well-Versed in Bird Law

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

the entire western economy is now staked on the success of a handful of tech companies' attempts to simulate media we already had access to, including a 30 year old sitcom with over 200 episodes you could watch at any given point before now

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

We’re going to destroy the planet for a technology whose progress is measured by fake videos of The Fresh Prince eating spaghetti.

[natalie @nataliestwt]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room

[Cam Clow @camthecowboyman]

After reading the article, they aren’t de-extincting dire wolves. They are genetically modifying grey wolves to phenotypically resemble what they think dire wolves looked like.

This is not a dire wolf.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure

[Dr. Meatball @meatballworld]

I hope everyone is okay something happened to basketball 🩷 I think

[MazeBeans @ouoyupot]

mario party minigames

[Oneway @OneWayMusicX]

America - A Horse With No Name (1973)

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I really wish the Bears weren’t playing tonight

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

just catching up on the news, i've been offline for a while. jesus christ. rip michael jackson

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Bump

[✶Ⓜ️𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 ▶️✶ @_MarcusD3_]

Still continuing to add all the times I've seen Caleb Williams say Da Bears, or Go Bears starting from his introduction press conference to today on the field after the win in London.

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/

[Sami @Sami_Calkins]

@StangerBanger35 @TNOQuoProQuid just a quick 2 hour one

[sydney @demiurgently]

life is all about the 30-40 minutes you spend being goofy with someone you love before bedtime