Sami Sanchez

[Joey Sasso @joey_sasso]

I feel like every month I see a new news article about Nick Cannon welcoming another new baby into the world. How the hell does this man afford all of these kids?! Wild n Out is dope but how much could dude really be making!? Like damn.

[Sami Sanchez @Samibear1997]

#cowboysnation #TheSalvationArmy

[Shomi 🦋 WNC @Shomicita]

Pregnancy is physically traumatic. If the product wasn’t a baby it would be seen as an extremely aggressive tumour that depletes your bodily resources. You have to be invasively torn apart to remove it. You should only have to go through that VOLUNTARILY.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing childcare, paid leave or healthcare. Got it.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i asked my 4 year old if she had fun at her birthday party and she was like “no. I like alone time.” same girl

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

You claim you already gave me dinner but my mouth doesn’t taste like cat food. Kinda suspicious

[lorenuh 🦂 @_lorenaeli10]

dont ask for my # unless youre trying to zelle me $

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Fellas, if your girl is:

-Hot
-Fresh
-Werkin’ it 24/7

Then that’s not your girl, that’s Whataburger.

[͏prez @prez1d0]

Forget the fact that she is Rihanna, cheating on a woman pregnant with your kid is insane lowkey

[Prof. Williams @Commandr_nchief]

God, grant me the serenity of wanting to eat the food I got at home. The courage to not buy food when I’m outside, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[444 @daisyyreynolds]

i wasn't an ipad kid i was a pink nintendo ds girl 🙄🙄

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Jobs should really get back to you within 72 hours after an interview, anything else is rude.

[beezy 🦄 @BeezyBxo]

Also stop calling between the hrs of 7-10am we are busy taking report & passing meds

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Uteruses should not be more regulated than guns.

[braylonnn @braylon125]

a girl’s relationship with her father really does effect the way she views or interacts with boys