Sambo

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[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Really hypocritical of some bitches to put “slow! Children at play!” signs on their property but then continue to fly through the stop sign at my childs bus stop! 😡😡

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Stop claiming to be doing “the lords work” when you were just being a decent fucking human being to someone with a disability.

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

I wonder how many people ive given directions to have gotten lost.

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Why is it kids can hear you whispering something they shouldn’t be hearing but cant hear you bloody murder screaming their name?! 😩🙄

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

I made this 👩🏼‍🎨

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

My 4 year old daughter just told me she wants to be @edsheeran in his #BadHabits video for Halloween. Shes such a cool kid. 😎

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Im ready to start decorating for Halloween 🎃

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Fruity pebbles taste better as a midnight munchie than it ever has as a breakfast cereal 👌🏻

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

My 4 year old yelling downstairs: “mommy Kym is being mean!” Me:”well tell her to knock it off!” My 4 year old yelling back at her 8 year old sister: “mommy said knock it off or i can hit you in the face with this barbie!” 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

When i play wizards with my kids their favorite spell to use is “avada kedavra!” They are 4 and 8 and both understand what it means! Haha what kind of mom does that make me? @TomFelton @EmmaWatson

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

My 4 year old just told me “my brain is telling me i need to go play laser tag.” This kid is always goofin.

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Does anyone else have casual conversation via text with their significant other while in different rooms of the house or are y’all normal?

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Im so tired of the WAP vs dr Seuss crap right now. Dr Seuss books are intended for children! The song WAP is not! They should not be getting compared. 🙄

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

This time @machinegunkelly was the star of my full length movie nightmare last night. I should really start writing these nightmares into books. 🙃

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

And another weird dream. This one was that @jackblack delivered for coney pizza. 🍕

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

I had a dream last night that i was stuck on a cruise ship full of zombies with an old childhood crush 🙃

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

I just had to tell Madi no. And she responded with “well im gonna ask a couple more times until you say yes.” Shes 4 and the sass is already too much.

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

I will literally ask Dev to do the simplest of tasks around the house. I will place a list or the task itself right where i know he will see it. Like on his gaming computer, the toilet or right where he places his things on the counter and he will still try to say he didnt see it

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

Its mid January and im making valentines crafts while watching halloween movies. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sambo @SamiiMullen]

PSA: men dont do the whole “i just do it because i know it pisses you off” joke thing and then get pissed when your girlfriend is in a pissy mood. Just don’t do things that piss her off on purpose. Its that simple. I promise.