Samantha Gudobba

vine. always vine.

[Samantha Gudobba @Samii_Paige]

“When a person tells you you hurt them, you don’t get to decide you didn’t.”
Louis C.K.

Woah

[Samantha Gudobba @Samii_Paige]

@ChipotleTweets why do you set your wait times on your apps so unrealistic? Waited 30 minutes past my pick up time. Super frustrating

[James @CaucasianJames]

didn’t realize till now how much steve would’ve loved crocs. he would’ve torn up the swamp

[Bald Fraud @OddJobsJay]

“Why do girls want an all female gym”

[jasmine @grltw1nk]

well

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle4NYC]

The President of the United States, who still has access to the nuclear codes, is so unstable that he’s in Twitter time out. Let that sink in.

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

[JAY⚡️ @iDaddyJay]

“Put dat damn mask on”

[em @wakaankween]

How are Americans this embarrassing........

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

i would like to formally apologize to the Jurassic Park franchise for every time i’ve gone “why would they just?? constantly reopen the parks?? people are DYING????” 2020 has me seeing clearly now

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

I CANT BELIEVE WE STAYED UP AND SCREAMED HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR THIS BULLSHIT

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

It gets worse:

Her daughter was a cancer survivor.
High risk doesn't even begin to cover it.

This poor kid.
https://t.co/hrXCZMDLis

[Jevon VanWagoner @JevonVanwagoner]

Treat yourself like I-75 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

[S.C.A @sophiechiaka]

“If you get sexually assaulted / raped why wouldn’t you tell the police?”

A thread of quotes said by real judges in court during rape trials👇🏾

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Aubrey, my mom is dying of COVID, I’m watching it right now on Facetime. The palliative care team says her bed will be ready for you in 12-24 hours. See you then!

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

It has been years but they are STILL TO THIS DAY wrong for that stunt double 🤣

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Do you know how long my mom woulda had us cleaning the house if there were going to be national TV cameras in our living room for the NFL Draft?