Samikshya_With_a_y

Unpredictable, mostly sweet, turns trauma into humour

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Hum karein toh "women ☕" wo karein toh "The Boys"

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You can't force someone to love you, neither can you force yourself to love someone.

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No Aryan, the 200 Rs. that you paid for her Biryani that day doesn't make her a gold digger.

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And when it comes to building a life together, men and women COMPLIMENT not COMPETE.

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@harya9vie Paani mein gayi Chapakkk

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Colleges need to add an additional course called Corporate Jargons 1001, so that we know how to synergize, check bandwidth, touchbase, pivot, reiterate or whatever

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Having nothing to do makes you more tired than having work

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When the 💅✨💁🏻‍♀️🤩🫶 period of getting placed is over and the 👩‍💻💻🖥️🤓🥲🫥 period of it has started.

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Acceptance is a skill

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Now that we successfully taught the society to empower women, it's time to teach the society how to live with empowered women

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Them silly little eyes be shedding silly little tears over the silliest little things 🥺

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Ohhh so you need to point out people's insecurities to make yourself laugh?.... Congrats you suck as a person ☺️

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No matter how busy I am, if you offer me a pointless walk around the campus, I am in.

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"Oh I thought of doing this for you"......Ohh! I love the taste of nothing 🥰

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@jt_0812 No BeerBiceps was harmed in this tweet

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I went to the club and they played Gasolina when I was in the washroom figuring out how to open my belt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Some guys are all hot, handsome and attractive, then they open their mouth

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The best way to wish elder daughters , daughters' day would be to gift them free therapy sessions. Thank you.

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"Mummy se pooch ke batata/batati hu"......The world can say otherwise but I'll still follow what that woman says❤️

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I think whom you choose to vent in front of should be a very calculated and thoughtful decision.

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Nothing can top the main character feels you get while listening to songs like "Chaliya Chaliya" and "Uff teri ada"