Samir The Wise

School of evocation - Minor in illusionary script - Hermit of the southern kingdoms - 20 sun rotations old

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@gregthesorcerer FUCK man, I need to start hitting the TAVERNS.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

Does anyone know how to get stains out of enchanted silk?

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@gregthesorcerer Hard to say when it comes to
Faeish beings, but I would consider them primates yes.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@gregthesorcerer “Doll making”

Yea, nice try, I know homunculus crafting when I see it.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

I have no idea where the fuck I am.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@gregthesorcerer Where the fuck did the beard go.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

There is a fae of the spring time court that keeps trying to take my name. They keep putting speeding tickets on mine griffons in hopes I will sign them.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

Finally found mine orb again. Mine homunculus had stored it away in its horde.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

Mine favorite sorcerer doesn't even CAST anymore, he just shows off how HOT he is.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Adventures aren’t the only thing getting slain in this dungeon

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

The fucking Chronomancer just froze time before we hit midnight, this party blows.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@GrumboLumbago Oh, I needed one of these for a potion.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

Merry Christmas. I can’t wait to see all of mine gnome friends again once the holiday ends.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

Guys, I think I fucked up..

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@velvet_skeleton I really needed it.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

Started being hot and then IMMEDIATELY forgot how to properly handle cursed artifacts.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The amulet whispers things to me

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

They sealed a student away for all of eternity in a magic mirror during class today.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

How curious.

[edric the guild navigator ☾ ☆ @dryturtl]

thought i'd be more chaotic :(

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@EVlLSORCERESS What the fuck.

[Samir The Wise @SamirWiselbob]

@gregthesorcerer What.