Sam Toy

Director / videographer / editor / film writer / Bondathon survivor. Why should I leave? He's the one who sucks.

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

Alright, I used to be of the opinion that one could stick around and make this place better from the inside - you don't cede ground in an information war etc. etc.
But I see now that that twitter is just completely rotten beyond all repair. I'll be elsewhere, bye for now.

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

@Thetexorcistxp @JonnyMicro You are so fucking stupid. You don't even know what you've just voted for.

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@huskyjayhawk @JonnyMicro Fuck you, you utter, utter cunt

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@ThomasSeeley20 Fuck you, you utter, utter cunt.

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

So I guess now all that's left is the ceremony of Democrat voters storming the capital and everyone takes a shit on Mike Johnson's desk?

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

“So what do you call this, then?”

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

Fuck you and your current podcast ad campaign @KFCAustralia.
Nothing guaranteed to make me want to spew faster than hearing close up mouth sounds in my headphones, followed by idiots groaning and talking with their mouthes full.
You absolute fucking bastards.

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

@Paul_Karp Best you don't look up Brisbane without a stiff drink first.

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JFC @AP. Sort yourselves out, FFS.

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@maximilianlaw You're an idiot.

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@GuardianAus Damnation with feint praise if ever I sensed it.

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

Get into it!

[Ali Plumb @AliPlumb]

Free on August 7th? Love movies? Love quizzes?

If so, I've got *big* news...

After selling out - not to brag, nbd - my film quiz at Picturehouse Central has been upgraded to a bigger screen, so 100 MORE TICKETS are on sale! 🍿

Grab 'em before they go 👉 https://t.co/7rD6zSk1M7

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

@NickdeSemlyen Have you seen a trailer from the ‘70s? Hella long. Wasn’t quite the art it is today of course, but I vaguely remember one for the Godfather (or was it Pt 2?) that felt like 4-5 minutes.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

A thing of beauty…

This is Jonathan Miller taking on Enoch Powell

This is how you expose people like Suella Braverman for the race-baiting, dog-whistling charlatans that they are.

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

Evergreen tweet.

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

Vale the effortlessly hilarious Martin Mull. I really hope somewhere right now his ghost is surprising Jessica Walter’s ghost with a Gene Parmesan disguise.

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

It's our pleasure to welcome you to your friendly drive-in theatre

[Dr Seth Thévoz🇺🇦(@seththevoz.bsky.social) @SAThevoz]

“Under the right circumstances, and with the right bookmaker, it could actually be more profitable for the Conservative Party to call an early election and lose it by an unprecedented landslide.”

[Sam Toy @Samjuro]

@GrogsGamut Who also got his tertiary education for free.