Samson

Idiot

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

i’m at my austin city limit

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

happy 6/9 for those who celebrate

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

my meme being used uncredited!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

@whotfisjovana hey that’s my meme I made from my instagram. any credit would be cool if not anyone else should check my shit out if you liked this. https://t.co/qI9JU6PfJx

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

call her Pandora the way her box gave me hope.

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

call her Claire De Lune the way I’m in Debussy

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

call her Moo Deng the way she bouncing on my pork

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

she wonka’d on my willie till I chocked my factory

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

call me a foreigner in springfield the way i’m eating kitty

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

whispering “the best has yet to come” on my death bed.

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

call me the lisan al-gaib the way she’s riding my worm

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

what the fuck is a Rorschach test and why do they all look like my mom’s vagina?

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

she’s such a marxist she wants to distribute her wealth (pass me around her friends)

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

babe, we better get out of this olive garden before things get incestuous (bc when you’re here you’re family)

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

getting into an uber: hey are you mad at me?

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

New Love Language: You didn’t block me

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

god you ALWAYS say someone is gaslighting you

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

oh. you wanna buy me a drink bc i’m sad at the bar? jokes on you idiot. alcohol is a depressant. tito’s soda please.

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

when I see any criticism about barbie i’m like “pop off, cis!”

[Samson @Samjustplaying]

memes i’ve made