Samkit Udani

Mostly here for football and the occasional rants.

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

Where's the foul here?? LMAOOO

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

Seeing these winger prices…for £35m, dying to join us, just pull the trigger on Tzolis and handle the rest later.

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Good luck at Villa, Morgan.

[Jacob Tanswell @J_Tanswell]

#AVFC consider Morgan Rogers among the top five players in the PL. Believe he is worth more than what Man City are paying for Anderson and the value of other No 10s, including Wirtz, with Rogers more experienced in the PL.

The history of British transfer fees @TheAthleticFC

https://t.co/Rhrx9kSHJr

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

We've been told Arsenal got away with this all season

Can anyone show me a single Arsenal set-piece goal where an Arsenal player had both hands on the goalkeeper like this? I'll wait

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

I'm starting to think that Arsenal winning in 2026 is more traumatic for those associated with Liverpool than Arsenal winning the league at Anfield in 1989 was!

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Halfway through the World Cup yet pundits, ex-coaches and ex-players can’t stop talking about The Champions. Might just be the biggest club in the world all things considered.

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

Players from mid-table clubs like Chelsea don't have to deal with moments like this 😭

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

If Arsenal are going to spend 130m on a LW signing it would be Vinicius, not Morgan Rogers.

[Saurabh Bharadwaj @Saurabh_MLAgk]

This is a raid. Media is already informed in advance about the raid. And you expect to find evidence in these raids.

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Siiiiiuuuuuuuuu

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 FACT:

Gabriel Martinelli has MORE World Cup Knockout Stage goals than Cristiano Ronaldo. 🤯🇧🇷

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Aston Villa value Arsenal and Chelsea target Morgan Rogers at £130million. The club do not want to sell him #avfc #afc #cfc

https://t.co/2f1EqzNyLq

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Worth a chuckle.

[arfan @Im__Arfan]

Japan fans can't even leave the stadium quickly after this heartbreak, because they got to clean the stands

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Man thinks he has written some bible.

[EBL @EBL2017]

“Martinelli should be closer to goal. Like Julián Alvarez. Second-striker.”

— @EBL2017 24/09/2025.

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

People don't think you're trolling. People think you're stupid for such an opinion.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Like people thought I was trolling when I call Gabriel overrated.

He is genuinely so, so mediocre.

Shambolic when he doesn’t have Saliba covering for every mistake he makes.

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Looking at this Japan team and I can't stop thinking about how their entire idea is to maximize efficiency. And it looks like the players studied to do that.

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

Mentally still here ❤️‍🩹

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Just saw a baby named Sharva and my mind went:

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Bring these back. The only problem of having no new MP3 player or iPod now is greed.

[Parker Ortolani @ParkerOrtolani]

found a brand new 2nd gen shuffle at the flea market $30

[Samkit Udani @SamkitUdani]

Fictional coach going to a fictional club.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Liam Rosenior, in official talks with Paris FC over a two year contract to replace Antoine Kombouaré as new head coach.

Negotiations underway with details to be sorted on extra year option ahead of the agreement.

Deal on, as @Santi_J_FM @Footmercato reported. 🔵⚪️