Lee Dixon on Erling Haaland: "He hasn't worked his socks off, he's barely moved all game.
"The only player in the world who can get away with the way he plays. If you were on his team he'd drive you crazy."
Drivel of the absolute highest order.
An immutable law of the derby is that Everton will suffer at least one, often several, sometimes all of the following: disallowed goal, clear penalty not given, late winner conceded, season-ending injury, controversial red card. Only four out of five on yesterdayโs bingo card ๐
algorithms can never replace humans, because Spotify thinks if you listen to the Smiths a lot, that surely means you want to hear Morrisseyโs latest single in 2026. no human could reach that conclusion
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What an achievement for Beau Greaves!
The 22-year-old beats Lisa Ashton for the second time today, as she beats the Lancashire Rose 5-0, and takes her winning tally up to 100 consecutive matches!
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British politics consists mainly of people stating things that are plainly true while some of the worst people in the world accuse you of being evil and insane for daring to utter such unspeakable filth in public
These moments are always a fascinating insight into the delusional esteem Americans hold themselves in. Spare us the tripe about what America is and isn't. This is what you are. This is what you were founded on. This is what you do. This is what you have made