Samlyn_Toll

Mom, Wife, Writer of Poetry & Book Reviews. DM Requests for Fair Reviews. Price negotiable for research reading. reviews in substack archive

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

By yours truly...

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

Don't follow where that rabbit goes.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

[Agatha Chocolats @AgathaChocolats]

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
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[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

Want to prevent ticks? You can:
1. Burn Pinewood and straw once a month so they detour from your property.
Or
2. Buy some chickens or ducks, since they are a natural part of their diets.
#yourewelcome

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

Or get extremely fatter than they already are, just saying...

[11202011🇺🇸TINA™️ @11202011t]

That should do it

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

I'm having de ja vu...
#wierdday #wtf

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

And they thought we still walk around barefoot and shite in an outhouse. Suck it townies, lol...🤣😂

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Good morning ☀️😃

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

Just wondering here, but @HarrisonHSmith when are you going to do the 'Iran' pitch meeting?
I'm sure the negotiations back and forth would be comedy gold.
#infowars crew I can't wait to see what you can do going forward.

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

@ronin19217435 @SeanCurve Could this be why the ultimate answer is 42?

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

@realchasegeiser Unenroll, demand reimbursement, then tell them politely that their school is bound for hellfire.

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

Seems they've herd of a good time. 🤣😂

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

This is the most marvelous news, I can put my daddy's recipe to good use now.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING

It is now legal to distill your own vodka or whiskey at home !!!

A U.S. appeals court on Friday declared unconstitutional a nearly 158-year-old federal ban on home distilling, calling it an unnecessary and improper means for ​Congress to exercise its power to tax.

The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of ‌Appeals in New Orleans ruled in favor of the nonprofit Hobby Distillers Association and four of its 1,300 members.

They argued that people should be free to distill spirits at home, whether as ​a hobby or for personal consumption including, in one instance, to create ​an apple-pie-vodka recipe.

The ban was part of a law passed during ⁠Reconstruction in July 1868, in part to thwart liquor tax evasion, and subjected violators ​to up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Writing for a three-judge panel, ​Circuit Judge Edith Hollan Jones said the ban actually reduced tax revenue by preventing distilling in the first place, unlike laws that regulated the manufacture and labeling of distilled spirits on which ​the government could collect taxes.

She also said that under the government's logic, Congress could ​criminalize virtually any in-home activity that might escape notice from tax collectors, including remote work and ‌home-based ⁠businesses.

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

@JonathanBarber_ I think Elon was hoping zing would take off because the letter 'x' sounds like 'z' in many words, but mostly it occurs in names.

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

I love my home state, so much...

[Klara @klara_sjo]

I Wish I Was in Dixie - Japanese version.

Seemed relevant to current events.

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

My first meme of the day and it matches my mood perfectly, 😹

[Maira @maira4yo]

When you keep your mouth shut but your face has subtitles :

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

@belushisfarmOre 427

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

The pie couldn't be any sweeter.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #PiDay

[Agatha Chocolats @AgathaChocolats]

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #PiDay

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

@rexjonesnewz @MattSmi14872170 I took a look at the program and it doesn't look as difficult as OBS. Are you still needing a button pusher? I have experience in audio editing for podcasts but no experience in video editing.

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

@rexjonesnewz As someone who's been watching since 1999, I'm impressed you know who the pirate king will be. 😆 🤣

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

The blinds didn't have a chance.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #cats

[Agatha Chocolats @AgathaChocolats]

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #cats

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

One always has to wonder at the logic of the creator but eventually the answer emerges with lived experience. 🤪❤️

[Samlyn_Toll @SamlynToll]

This is so my fu(king life. Starting to question the decision though...