Sam Finch

Dogs are better than people. Wine/vodka is better than water. Pizza is better than everything else.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

@KatyWellhousen Haha. Ew.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

Anyone else watch Hunger Games to remind yourself that your life really isn't that hard?

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

Well. . 5:45 pm. . Time to start drinking in earnest.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

My dad used to say it was a privilege to drive, not a right. . I take this same advice about dating me.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

My biggest regret in life is not being famous so I can get a @chrissyteigen gift basket 😭 .. (and also getting a bowl cut when I was 8.)

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

I'll just have something light for dinner...
*makes steak and potatoes*

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

So, no one told me that getting older just feels like getting tendonitis.. but without doing any strenuous physical activity... #old #agingwithgrace

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

Honestly. We all need to hear this.

[. @VOGUESSED]

girl. you study, you work, you are responsible, you dress well, you put yourself together every morning, you manage your money, you are educated & respectful, you are loyal, you have vision and plans for the future. who doesn't value that, doesn't deserve you.

[Rob Lowe @RobLowe]

”I LITERALLY love football! And teams. Every one of them! They are all wonderful! Go teams!”
-Chris Traeger

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

Who's fault is it that I've never seen Peaky Blinders???? Its definitely not my own...

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

am i embarrassed by everything i’ve ever done? yes. is that gonna stop me from moving forward with my life? also yes.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

Fucking Netflix and that loud ass intro. It gives me heart palpitations every time.

[Mackie @Amakah_]

I literally stalked this guy’s IG stories/page until he posted this video. I can exhaust my data on his page. This is so satisfying to watch

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

One time, at work, this new guy fell asleep at his desk and was snoring SO loud and NO ONE heard him or even said anything, and then I woke up and realized it was my dog that was snoring and I laughed and laughed.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

You guys, I just worked out two days in a row.. and I didnt even post about... oh wait... #peoplehavetoknow

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

@KatyWellhousen Been there.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

@CarolinemarieD The way of the universe 🌠

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Strawberries and raspberries aren't berries.

But, bananas are.

[Sam Finch @Samm847]

Aaannnnnd I'm finally watching V for Vendetta