Samantha Ashlee

It’s pronounced POOser. Thats the move

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@highgainsad Oooooof this unlocked some memories.

[Miri @ItsFoRealMoses]

Anyone else freak out and think they was being hacked? #facebookdown #instagramdown

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@greysinsgray @highgainsad You could have just kept on scrolling. But sure torture the rest of the us too.

But sure I’ll go rewatch greys again

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@jeffsyourhero @greysinsgray Yeah, okay I could see that.

[Commonwealth Cup @CommonwlthCup]

Virginia Tech has held the Commonwealth Cup for 1,077 days, 19 hours, 52 minutes and still counting. #Hokies

[Sam's the Hero @samsthehero]

We made it! Chase the Daylight is now officially out in the world streaming everywhere. Go give it a listen! https://t.co/w0FcwESrKA

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@jeffsyourhero This is the best news ever!

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@highgainsad I didn’t expect to get on twitter and see a description of my husband 😂

[trash jones @jzux]

“those tattoos will make it harder to get a job” ok well so will my personality

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@highgainsad The female version of the Roman Empire

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

Insomnia is great.

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@stacieparker_jr @highgainsad Nooooo

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

I just found out my husband has never watched WWE. This is devastating

[she gon call me xeeby boo @starxeebs]

idk why i didn’t realize till this year that coraline’s mom was wearing a neck brace and not a long ass turtle neck 😭

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@jeffsyourhero @samsthehero I randomly clicked twitter and saw this. Then a couple minute later flipped to TikTok and saw the notifications that Sam’s does now have a tik tok. What a time to be alive

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

Influenced into downloading Threads. It’s giving MySpace bulletin board, with a dash of OG Facebook, and also makes me want to post every single random thought that comes to mind like twitter was made for. So here I am.

[Samantha Ashlee @SammaSlamma]

@jeffsyourhero Whoo sounds like noah with dark souls