SAMmARIE

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Help Sebastian Steinhauer discover the mystery of the X-Factor this year! https://t.co/VbnzRabXdf

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

If you want to be HER, you need to start showing up as HER.

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

What’s it called when you have an appointment and you can randomly become stressed leading up to the day of the appointment and then the day of comes and you completely forget about the appointment until 2 hours after?🤦🏽‍♀️

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Lmao @1013KDWB for changing the words to Kesha’s song😂😂😂

[maria mandile @mplsrockstar]

@BronkowskiPhil @VictoriousScret @RachelBrougham $20/hour is not a livable “single person buying a home” wage. it’s barely a “single person living alone” wage.

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

@butternuttasha Depends how the work schedule falls but shooooooot- all plans in that month can be considered birthday festivities 🥳💃🏽

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Snow plow escort > police escort

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

I mean in all honesty I don’t expect anyone to actually get it for me but who wouldn’t want 15%off of it just because it was on the list...?!

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Making a baby registry because someone asked me what I needed for baby number 4... but like am I wrong for putting a vacuum on the list?

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Losing your best friend is painful no matter the circumstances 😔

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

I honestly can’t handle the stress of losing yet another person in my life😓

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Take spoon. Scoop peanut butter. Take finger. Create crater in center of peanut butter. Fill with chocolate syrup. Eat in one bite. Follow with milk. You’re welcome.

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

If you and god have already dealt with your sin, don’t let anybody hold it over your head.

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

New Olympic sport: putting a fitted sheet on the top bunk.

I would lose. For sure.
But it should definitely be a
sport.

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

@100pct_cotton I swear I typed than 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Switching your name to “asshat” was a lot more satisfying then I intended it to be 🤷🏽‍♀️☺️

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

I plan to spend this year healing🖤

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

I think I just jumped on the @charlieputh bandwagon #holyguacamole 😍😍

[SAMmARIE @Sammarie626]

Don’t stay where you are needed. Go where you are loved.🖤