sam bornhardt

[sam bornhardt @SammiBornhardt]

I'm going to Carousel Center Beer and Wine Festival. Check it out! https://t.co/e4aXBceaN3

[New Jersey @NJGov]

your mom

[terp @tpxrisi]

Why did my roommate make this while high I’m dying

[realitytvshow @bgcslave]

DANCE MOMS IS WILD

[Taylor Jackson @taylajackson12]

One time I was too busy pregaming for a date that I was 45 mins late and when I showed up to the restaurant i saw him thru a frosted window sitting at a table alone as if I was in a Lifetime movie. Let’s just say he never called me after that.

[Sabrina @stfu_sabs]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: It be like that sometimes

Therapist: No

[sam bornhardt @SammiBornhardt]

@taylajackson12 i hope this wasn’t dead dog lol

[terp @tpxrisi]

Where u pro life bitches at

[Jamie Fline @allidois_flynn]

Don’t let boys with brain damage from jumping off a roof onto a plastic folding table make you cry

[Grant Goodman @grantg30]

Bro Troy Bolton hit the hardest woah I’ve ever seen.

[sam bornhardt @SammiBornhardt]

@tpxrisi HAHAHAHAHAH tbt to when the one cop drove by and i legit ran up a tree

[Taylor Jackson @taylajackson12]

There needs to be an app that tells you what to watch while eating specific foods. Like “you will enjoy your bacon egg & cheese the most if you are watching Shrek 2.”

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

How fucking high was yankee doodle when he put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni ??