$amuel

D.O.T.S

[ZOOT @GetZootUS]

Shohei Ohtani whenever I have the Dodgers to win

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?���

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute's sleep

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Niggas drink codeine and smoke 200 blunts daily but draw the line at a Spicy Chicken Sandwich

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Good morning

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

That could work. 🤔

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

The Dow just hit 50,000 for the first time in history.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"Do Not Touch" has to be one of the scariest things to read in braille

[KELLYᴀɢᴍ🌴 @kellyagmmm]

mom: turn off the ps5 and let it rest for once.

the fridge since 2016:

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Who cares who wins the Super Bowl, Dodgers season is in 2 months

[Moises @Mowgli420]

Jajajajajajaa.

[࿋ @zerohesis]

u just gotta lose yo life if u support this shit in any way