Sam🦋

back in Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

33 year old woman: *exists*
Men: “NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY OR IMPREGNATE THIS SLUTTY OLD HAG”

[Eric Conn @Eric_Conn]

It’s shameful and sad that a hyper-promiscuous, childless woman (Taylor Swift), aging and alone with a cat, has become the heroine of a feminist age.

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@Mr_Rutherford @taylrpls Dress and Cornelia street are both just sad now🥲

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@Whoa_itsJama He meant he’s watching camp rock

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@Whoa_itsJama I feel like people think I sound super traditional when I say I wouldn’t buy a house with someone I’m not married to,but like…legal protection y’all. Lol

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@HannahKallstrom @taylorswift13 I hope you do too!💚

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@HannahKallstrom @taylorswift13 I’m going today too!

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@humanmisspiggy They’re gonna eat that baby

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

her cat heard all she needed to hear and now she also fucking hates Marsha Blackburn

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lmao taylor swift apparently fucking HAAATES marsha blackburn

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

Virgo sun/ Gemini moon and you know what else is?
9/11/2001.

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

Celeb with the same sun and moon as me!!

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

what do y’all think it means that I saw a mini van with “work van” written on the back (including the quotation marks)? Almost feels like it’s not a work van to me.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@humanmisspiggy It’s on HBO but only the first season I’m pretty sure🥲

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

And yeah, unfortunately I do reside in one of these houses🥲

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

Never seen horror movie reviews more divisive than the ones for Skinamarink. 50% are like “Most terrifying experience of my life”, and the other 50% are like “I could sleep with this movie on every night”. Ummm????

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@CrotyCro11 I’m like 99% sure we had these in high school!

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

Um does anyone else remember having these things in high school definitely pre 2013??

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

This is scarier than any horror movie I’ve ever seen

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@SwampAstronaut Okay cool so it’s not just me🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

Y’all. I have never been told to STFU a at a concert until today. The girls next to us at the 1975 literally asked if we could stop being so loud and we were singing at a totally normal volume…should I feel guilty or no?

[Sam🦋 @Sammmmyers]

@Bry_Ezell Right?! Like I’m just here trying to have a good time and the girl next to me is like “if y’all could not be so loud that would be great” okay girlie I was just singing at a totally acceptable volume, you didn’t need to make me feel bad🥲😂