I think stalking/kidnapping fics are really gross. Kinda makes me sick to my stomach can we stop shane will never love ilya if he manipulates, drugs, and slaps him.
carter vaughn really sat in that frozen yoghurt shop like aww shucks gay people are so cool i hope i meet one someday all whilst scott and shane were mentally writing their suicide notes
Hollanov headcanon
Whenever Shane farts, Ilya likes to aggressively sniff the air because he loves the smell of his husband’s farts but Shane thinks it’s disgusting and will ignore Ilya for hours