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Wildfire smog ✅
Soaking wet ✅
Staying still themed show tonight at Citi field @NoahKahan ??

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Did anyone else from Scranton take yoga with that really old male teacher who would sit in a beach chair yelling out positions the entire class and also would bring a toy gun to class and pretend to shoot it occasionally?

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@Brianna_bean As you should

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The best part about being married to a lawyer is that when you buy a house they handle all the paperwork because that’s literally what they do for a living

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Papa D got spotted in the wild

[Barstool New York @BarstoolNYC]

Love it

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“I was talking to mikes mom on either instagram or TikTok. You know I have both of those.” -my grandma

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Nothing makes me smile like watching my mom fumble trying to pronounce cacio e Pepe every time

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@katietamola Paula’s choice!! My favorite skincare brand

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@dcbohn22 We need to get Brooke a new fixation you’re starting to lose it

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@a_holeee I see it like a circle and Jan is at 12 o’clock

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My finger surgeon calls me boss and i love that about her. Feels like we’re friends.

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@TaylorEWill When i have two hands again

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@barstoolsports Weren’t we just talking about how annoying they are @kennedyrita

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What i didn’t expect in the first three weeks of the year was to hit my health insurance deductible because i tripped and fell on 6th ave

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@a_holeee Spill the tea

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If you think New Yorkers are mean please explain the man working the Nathan’s cart giving me a French try on a spork while i waited for my food??

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

my only resolution for the new year is to become her

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8 hours into 2023- have already threatened my mom with going into a retirement home once.

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How do you think Drake feels about his career started on Degrassi??

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Shoutout to the woman from the design center for our townhouse emailing us to give us the scoop on other people buying townhouses in the development lol