It’s an honor to partner with “The Art of Racing in the Rain,” a movie that perfectly embodies everything we try to make you feel with this account. Please enjoy, and hug your dog when it’s done
Do u ever say ‘Alexa’ but then forget what you’re gonna ask and just end up saying ‘Hi’???? I mean I could just not say anything at al but for some reason I can’t bring myself to do that
Why am I still awake? Because naturally I decided 10:45pm was the perfect time to do some research into trigger point therapy and try it on myself. But ngl I think it’s actually worked and I’m well chuffed with myself even if it was less than pleasant
RIP straight hair. You were gr8 while it lasted. Nice to have tamed hair for a few days. See you in another two years or when I pluck up the courage to do it again.
Just straightened my hair for the first time in years. It took me an hour and a half. Not including the 10 minutes it took me just to find a hairbrush. Someone get me a medal.
Last night I dreamt I was on #SASWhoDaresWins doing the escape and invasion bit, but I got caught because I found a cockapoo and tried to take it with me. Absolute classic.