Sammy Delong ✨

You shall love your crooked neighbour / With your crooked heart.

[Sammy Delong ✨ @SammyDelong]

Using Twitter for funny RTs only from now on. It'll be like a lil storage space for things that make me happy.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

It's amazing to see @JNJNews back down on much (but not all!) of their secondary patent pursuits on bedaquiline--but not be willing to publicly acknowledge it because they think even partly doing the right thing for humanity is embarrassing and/or potentially bad for their stock.
Instead, the Stop TB partnership is helping the world to understand the deal, which will allow access to generics in most countries with high TB burden but require 11 nations to continue paying @JNJGlobalHealth's ridiculous prices for a medication that is critical to slowing the scourge of drug-resistant tuberculosis.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

In part because you are monopolizing the distribution of bedaquiline, a life-saving medication that most people who need don't get because you keep the price of the drug artificially high.
Because of your bad business and ethics decision, MDR-TB can spread further and faster.

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@hankgreen Winston does not like his harness !!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@taylorswift13 My brother can’t record my podcast with me on the 24th. Lemme know if you’re free!!!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

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@hankgreen I got this notification while teaching today. My students were wondering who the man peering from my wrist at them was.

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My whole career is just an extension of playing school as a kid. I hoard fun school supplies, grade in glitter gel pen, and fantasize about fun lessons I can teach.

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I am a better teacher with my shoes off. There is no explanation. It is what it is.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Please tell your friends when you're proud of them.

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This is the best thing you will watch today. #TikTok https://t.co/HezD1zv3H9

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Conan Gray and Timothee Chalamet occupy the same space in my brain.

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Elder Gen Zs, we still going to the dentist of nah?

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Drive through guy knows I’m unhinged because I forgot to turn down my blaring anthem of 🎶Jeffrey Bezos, Jeffrey Bezos🎶 before rolling my window down.

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Sometimes I hear myself talk on tape and I wonder why my students would ever do what I say.

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My weirdest talent is manifesting cats. Three times in my life I’ve decided I wanted a cat and found a free one within hours.

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I hereby ban goatees. Please do as I say.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this today but how well a student is performing in your class has nothing to do with their inherent value.

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Similar vibes.

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I’m just gonna take a guess and say that the caption I put on my Instagram picture when I got my nose pierced at 15 was, “I did a thing.” Lemme go check.